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So...what are we having for breakfast, then?*

*Apparently "asagohan" means breakfast in Japanese

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The Weekend in Food

Thursday: homemade birotes, cranberry sauce, Good Eats Style Turkey, roast asparagus, roast carrots, turkey gravy, green beans with crumbly cheese and olives (-_-), yams, roast potatoes, potatoes with...

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On mortgages

First mortgage payment made. 359 to go.

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On babies and gaming

Or, indications that the gaming population is growing up. From Tycho:"You really should have completed (Dragon Age) by now. I have a mewling, perpetually starving human larvae in my charge, fed via a...

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On parenting

Thanks, Randall.

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Rock Scissors Paper Spock

In case anyone was wondering: * Rock crushes lizard. * Scissors decapitate lizard. * Lizard eats paper. * Lizard poisons Spock. * Paper disproves Spock. * Spock vaporizes rock. * Spock bends scissors.

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On old games

1. Decided to reinstall Diablo 2, because Torchlight isn't doing it for me. When I first played Diablo 2, I borrowed someone's CD and then bought the expansion. So I went to Target to buy the original....

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Don't trust anyone you meet online...

...You could regret it.

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And the Nobel Prize in Engineering goes to...

Wait, does that mean the sides are sharpened? That could be Not-Safe-For-Mouth.

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2010 activism

Like his show or not (I happen to like it), he's getting a raw deal from NBC.

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Who here owns a Wii and wants to spend some money?

Someone needs to buy this. Like, today. Or tomorrow, whenever it comes out.Video Games | Muscle March | Debut TrailerXBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

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:-D

www.superpoop.com

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THE BARON

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Doesn't even work as haiku

EnergyBudget Tax cutsLift American Spirits

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Presidents

At least we have a President who is entertaining, and not only in a "give late night hosts lots of material" way:Also, OHHHHHH SNAP.

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Bahahaha

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/houseguest_just_going_to_lie_thereWhen I used to visit my cousins in Hawaii, the first few days were always like that, because of the time zone difference.

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A trailer for every academy award-winning movie ever

http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.htmlI thought Academy Award Winning Actress was good.

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Lady Gaga downloadable on Rock Band next week.

Bad Romance, Just Dance, Poker Face, and Monster.That is all.

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On foliage

So. When we bought this house, the backyard was a pile of dirt. And then it rained. And rained. And rained some more. More than any person in San Diego would have expected.I cleared a 15 foot square...

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"Lazers"

(11:49:11 AM) paparatti: have to wait until later to dig(11:49:27 AM) zompus: I read that too fast and thought that said "wait until lazer to dig"(11:49:36 AM) zompus: I can't dig without the...

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Actual Conversations with my Dad

Via vhg. Italics indicate Cantonese.dad: "where's the cat?"vhg: "in here" (the bathroom)dad: "what's she doing?"vhg: "looking at the bathtub"dad: *stares at cat* "HEY IF YOU FALL IN THERE YOU'RE...

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Happy Tuesday

You're welcome.

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Picard Friday

Not animated this time, but still pretty uplifting.

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$1900 / 2br – WALLS DRIP WITH BLOOD, OVERPOWERING STENCH OF DEATH +nice view

An excellent craigslist ad for a place for rent.* cats are OK – purrr* dogs are OK – wooof

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Via trendalicious

"I know, Arnold, I know. But this is our last hope. You HAVE to go back to the past and prevent the Founder of British Petroleum from ever being born. His name was William Knox. This is a picture of...

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